Last night someone tried to steal this fine piece of holiday workmanship. Luckilly, the homeowner is used to this sort of thing.
He was awakened at 11 pm by such a clatter, he sprung from the bed to see what was the matter. And what to his wondering eyes did he see, but the snowman at the end of a long tether - as safe as can be.
Knowing next time they'll be wise to his trick, he needed a new trap - one with more kick
"What's the next phase?" aloud wondered he. "Hey, what about some pungi sticks - just like the VC?"
