Snow clown lawn decoration avoids kidnapping!

snowclown
Originally uploaded by sporama.

Last night someone tried to steal this fine piece of holiday workmanship. Luckilly, the homeowner is used to this sort of thing.

He was awakened at 11 pm by such a clatter, he sprung from the bed to see what was the matter. And what to his wondering eyes did he see, but the snowman at the end of a long tether - as safe as can be.

Knowing next time they'll be wise to his trick, he needed a new trap - one with more kick

"What's the next phase?" aloud wondered he. "Hey, what about some pungi sticks - just like the VC?"