Friday, November 20, 2009
The museum of local fauna - a fine crypto/factual mix...
Over the past few years, we have noticed that most folks have an affinity for three subjects for the art in their homes:
1. Dolphins
2. Unicorns
3. Dream catchers
Pretty much in this order. Some have unicorns and pegasuses? pegasi? One fellow had a unicorn with wings. I asked him about this. He seemed embarrassed and said, "Look, I know unicorns don't have wings and a pegasus does not have a horn. We call this one a 'unipeg.'" He then showed me his tattoo of a unicorn sparring with a pegasus. When you think about it, who would win? I am sure that someone has ran the odds.
So, over the last year or so, a museum of sorts has sprung up on our counter in the office:
A couple of months ago, two ladies wandered into the station via the open apparatus bay door. I was in the office working on reports. One of the ladies inquired, "I know it's past five-o-clock, but can we still get $50 of gasoline for free?" I was a bit perplexed. "Ma'am, you know this is a fire station, right?"
She replied that she had heard that the fire station by the Conoco was giving away free gas. I suggested that maybe what the person who told her this really meant was that the Conoco by the fire station was giving away free gasoline.
Her looked conveyed that she thought I was kind of dense - a dummy. All that changed when she saw the display on the counter. She said it was one of the most beautiful things she had ever seen. Gasoline, shmasoline, she thought we were all pretty cool now. At least that's what she said to her friend.
Of course, there have been attempts to bridge the gap between the dolphin and unicorn with the venerable narwhal:
But no one really cares. For the most part, you're either pro-dolphin or pro-unicorn. Oh, apparently "nowledge" is not a misspelling:
NARWHAL - Sounds like a code we should all live by.
I could go on and on about this thought-provoking post, but I won't.
ReplyDeleteLet me just say that I am squarely in the dolphin camp.
And that I long for nowledge.