For many years I have been on a quest. I've haunted Value Village, Goodwill, Craig's List and eBay. Yet, I came up empty handed every time. Last weekend was the Spokane Firefighters Credit Union Dinner, otherwise known as "The Prom." I needed it and I needed it bad. But, I knew that, chances were, I would come up, once again, empty handed.
Value Village - nothing. I say to Sarah, "Let's just make one stop at Time Bomb. I think I am going to strike out again..." She agrees.
And there it was. One leisure suit. It looks like it was tailor-made for me. A Levis brand. It appears to be denim. No. Wait, It's double knit polyester! I can't believe it. What an incredible day.
Reactions at the dinner were mixed. From "Holy shit, where did you find that?" to "Oh. Hi, John."
It is amazing and, once again, Time Bomb ROCKS!!!!!!"
Oh yeah. Sarah looks pretty good too. Don't you think?
Dude! You so should wear the necklace while on duty.
ReplyDeleteWe have a guy who does the puka shell thing! Looks better on him than me.
ReplyDeleteGod you rule.
ReplyDeleteHe's a woman's man, no time to talk.
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