Mister Yuke's Swan Song

Well, all the swans have now been killed in Manito Park. And we look forward to another summer of broken beer bottles, torn up lawns, destroyed trees and other acts of vandalism by little a**holes. What to do...

I know that violence is not the answer, but it is fun to dream.

Perhaps, this could be the beginning of a new superhero. "A spokane parks arborist breaks through the ice at Manito Pond. No one hears his pleas for help. He emerges from the pond, with duckpond water-filled lungs and axe still in hand, and a mission..."

The Axeman! Click the title above to hear the song (by Mister Yuke).

Thanks to FLICKR and Special P for the swan photo.