This was a very difficult decision.According to the latest CNN headline, Accenture has opted to drop Tiger Woods as their spokesman. I always look to Accenture for the latest trends in whatever it is that they do, so we were forced to follow suit.
Sorry Tiger. Personally, I like your style and Lord knows if I had your money... But what about the children who read Spokanarama? What about the golfers who never stray, yet read Spokanarama? And the pole dancers? What about them?
Initially, I thought Accenture was some sort of denture paste with a zesty flavor, but it's actually a management consulting group. In other words, I still don't know what it is that they do.
In closing, What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
5 comments:
Santa kisses Mommy and Tiger gets kissed by mommy with her fist?
You are one funny guy!
Santa stops at three hos.
Yes, Beth you are correct.
I heard this from my friend Ed, yesterday morning. Simple, and ties a seasonal iconic reference with an ephemeral celebrity "news" reference.
Dynomite.
The joke of the season.
Andrew
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