Sunday, March 03, 2013

Tis the season

I put up the Christmas lights right after Thanksgiving. I said I would light them every night and then take them down on the day the snow is off the lawn.

This is how I work. I am a spite-motivated, even against the elements of nature.

"Why do you still have your Christmas lights up?"

"I don't know... Maybe because it sure f*ck*ng looks and feels like Christmas. You think that might be it?"

You want winter, well you've got winter - all the way until today March 3rd. I know it will probably snow some more, but a deal is a deal. Yeah, tectonic plate drift really can set me off too.

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