Thursday, August 28, 2025

(Carrots) Clowns and Commerce - A Nick the Beet and Green Warriors Collab

 


In a row they gather gather gather oh so tight

They think they know, that they’re best and feel the slightest slight

The garden queens, the chosen ones, they don’t know when to stop

The only clown who makes them smile is comic Carrot Top


Pick and pluck turn the nut and twist it oh so tight

The carrots won’t leave the ground without an awful fight

They look so clean and oh so bright and never ever soiled

Commerce takes too long, I want to see them all get boiled


They tell us all to wait. they’ll turn real sweet once it gets cold

When all of us have been all picked and some are growing mold

Carrot cake and carrot juice and carrot raisin salad 

They’ll hate me and my rhyme because its not a ballad


My Name’s Nick the Beet, I am real neat. That is what I said

Some clowns call me Beet Down. But I’m Detroit Dark Red

I don’t try hard, I’m a genius bard - hang with me for a while

My face is scarred, and like swiss chard - I compost upon a pile

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