Wednesday, March 04, 2009

UFO Phil Cycling Harmonic Convergence at the Baby Bar!







Thanks to Jacque at Fresh Abundance for organizing this one! Here are the details.

Note: A bicycle is a more sure-fired and safe way to get to this gala event than a car. There are no CPUs or circuitry for aliens to interfere with. If you are abducted going to this event, you will have the roadrash to prove it, plus many cycling witnesses.

There is strength in numbers. However, if you are foolish enough to put an alien on your handlebars, there is little we can do. You are on your own. Really.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

UFO Phil - March 14th at the Magic Lantern!


In between the many "emergency" responses at night, I would often listen to AM Coast to Coast with George Noory / Art Bell. There were a couple of us (Ok it was just me and Chucky) who would have radios stashed under our pillows in the bunkhouse. When the alarm went off, we would often compare notes on our way to an athletes foot emergency.

One of our favorite callers into the show was UFO Phil. His astute observations and panache were sure-fired conversation starters.

I had heard rumors that UFOP lived around here. It makes sense, especially since Mel, of Mel's Hole, is rumored to be from Yakima (I know Wikipedia says Ellensburg). No wonder they made so many X-Files episodes in the Pacific Northwest. I watched the first five minutes of this documentary and it sounds like UFO Phil lives around (in or around) Mt. Spokane!!

My entire family is ready for this movie. I can barely wait. It's on the internet already, but I am going to deprive myself so I can see it on the big(ger) screen.

Counting the days!!!

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Springy Handles


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Originally uploaded by Griffith Family
An empty solder container makes a nifty mini vase. Plus it really makes the Winter Warrier Cycle look tougher.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

New batch of mead!



Of all the things one can brew, I like making mead the best. I've never made a wine that was as good as something that I could buy at the wine shop. Used to be the only good beer you could drink was the stuff that you home brewed. That's not true anymore.

To me, mead stands alone as something you can brew that is heads above anything you can buy. Whenever I have consumed commercial mead before, I found it grossly sweet. Yuck.

Sarah and I made a batch of mead back in 1992, the year we were married. Every year since, we open a bottle on our anniversary. It's a carbonated mead, so it's capped. Every year, it tastes a little different, but always good.

This batch is technically a technically a melomel, in that I've added a fruit/berry of sorts. It is one of the few berries that is indigenous to the area - the so-called oregon grape. It gave the mead a nice rose color. There is a touch of bitterness from the seeds that I left in for a bit. The smell reminds me of oregon grape blossoms. It seems a little thin to me. But, we'll see in a year or two.

Started enjoying the Johnny Apple Mead that I bottled a couple of years ago. It's a cyser that took a long time to mellow. Now it is really good. Maybe too good.

The next batch is going to have yerba mate in it - maybe some other stuff.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Rosauers Clock/Thermometer Out But Not Down...



Talked to Steve, the manager (thanks to Steve, by the way, for the loan of the shopping cart for CARTNE's triumphant comeback video). Steve says that it's a company on the east coast that fixes the sign. Usually, they do it via remote. Steve's bugged them a couple of times to fix it, but so far, no fix. He was going to call them again.

I really like this sign. When I go to work in the cold, dark morning, I like to compare the actual temperature to how cold I feel on the bicycle. There is sometimes little correlation. I've missed it. It seems like a month since it's been out, but with no reliable way to mark the time/days, I don't know. I was worried that this landmark was going to go the way of Compusa.

David Byrne - Last night...


The cellphone camera picture is not so good.

It's clear enough that you can tell there were a lot of bald heads and thinning gray hair, including mine. The Fox Theater looked great. And it was a beautiful show. Dancers, great lighting, awesome music. I always think that when big acts come to our town, they must leave a little surprised that the venue is so classy, and the audience is so into what they're doing and appreciative.

I know David Byrne has been here before and enjoyed Spokane. Some of the band looked a little surprised, though. I mean they got a standing ovation before they even started. By the end of the night, they sure deserved it. It probably helped that The Fox was selling Geritol shots in the lobby.

Here's a video from a bygone era. Last night, they performed this number whilst wearing tutus.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

MAC Art Auction last night...


We won this. I just wish our children were a little younger. This would look great in their room. I think this was in the top five of paintings there. I like it a lot.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Another beautiful day at Mt Spokane.


The trails yesterday were well-groomed. Better than me, for sure. We had fog one minute and blue skies the next.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Having a billboard in your backyard has its privileges...


Like free tarps made from old advertisements. Perfectly sized for an RV! Thanks to my nephew Joey (aka Fricken' Jose) for this.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

My neighbor looked familiar...


A lot of you might know Speed Fitzhugh. I am lucky enough to have him as a neighbor. A month or so ago, he was a snowblowin' machine. As he maneuvered the machine-for-blowing- snow up the sidewalk, he reminded me of someone. Today, I realized it was Lee van Cleef. Speed is Lee Van Cleef.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Further Discussion on origin of CARTNE Video and some dancing music...


One commenter (commentator? common tater?) thinks that the CARTNE video (CARTNE Industries, El Segundo, CA) was manufactured by firemen at the Browne's Addition Fire Station. Could be. Those guys get bored sometimes.

Well, we went round and round on this, but one thing that came up in the conversation was the heroism, professionalism and dadaism of the firemen at what turns out to be Fire Station 3 (thank you Jacque).

I found this dance music that swept the nation - a techno Green Beret Ballad about the exploits of Spokane Fire Engine 3. No video, so you can iron to it and dance at the same time without losing your pressing focus.

Click on the title above or here to hear.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Strange Video Tape Found in Dumpster Behind Station!




This video tape was found in the dumpster. It must've been sent to the Spokane Fire Department a while back by some salesman. Apparently CARTNE is from El Segundo, CA. I don't know if they are still in business. It seems like a good idea. Has anyone seen any of these around in other cities?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mt Spokane on Sunday



It's been years since I X-Country skied at Mt. Spokane. Even though there hasn't been snow in weeks, the trails were really well-groomed. The sun felt good too. Sorry, I was blinking my eye when I took this picture.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

It's called "Dedication." Maybe you've heard of it. Maybe you need to get some.




Behind the station, is a place we call the SUPER C Highway. It is a well-traveled alley for many to purchase beer at the SUPER C and walk home. There is a rest stop along the way. And this is it.

If you open the window, you can hear some interesting conversations. I heard a guy talking about cutting down on the overhead of his business, once. Really. Sometimes, you don't need to open the window, they're that loud. When they get too loud, we ask them to hold it down because the baby is trying to sleep. And they do.

Of course, we don't have a baby at the station. Although that would be a good basis for a sitcom - 16 men and a baby at a fire station. The kid could be raised his entire life in the station. We would hide him when a Colonel Klink-like chief would become suspicious. I'm just spit-ballin' here. Network execs - talk to my agent.

Anyway, you have to admire that these folks are dedicated to what they're doing, and they don't let a little snow get them down.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Spokane Creates City-Wide Bicycle Lanes!


Thanks!

Yesterday, I saw a lot of confused motorists thinking they could squeeze their fat-ass SUVs into these defacto bike lanes. I bet there has since been a run on replacement mirrors. There was a satisfying scraping noise whenever they tried this maneuver. But that didn't deter them in the least.

It's the little things in life!

Monday, January 05, 2009

Walking starting to get old...



Walked for my commute again. When I get back on my bike, it will be less work getting to and from work. How many people get to say that?

Out of curiosity I took the Tiger Trail up the hill this morning. It is very do-able. Thank Gawd for the Ipod, podcasts, and of course, Lee Scratch Perry.

The Sheriff canceled school today (what kind of message does that send the kids?). I guess the sheriff runs the city, the county, the school district, etc. He is waiting for the sidewalks to clear so kids walking to school won't get hit by cars. Lincoln's sidewalks are under about 6 feet of compact graterized snow. Good luck with that.

As long as cars rule in Spokane, the sidewalks will never be clear - because they keep getting buried to make it easier for cars to travel. This forces pedestrians into the street and we have to mix it up with the cars. That's just the way it is - Sheriff. It's not a perfect world. As long as cars slow down, and pedestrians get out of the way when they need to, it should all work out.

I don't think we need a Critical Mass event for pedestrians. Most drivers are very courteous and accommodating to pedestrians. There will be the occasional jerk, but there always is. However, there is something to be said for strength in numbers. Plus it shows drivers that there are better alternatives - maybe.

Sarah had a great idea this morning. What if the Sheriff (as he seems to be running the show) announced that, between certain hours, school children own the streets, and that motorists should plan accordingly. A great solution.

Anyway, here are some pictures of the Tiger Trail in case you are wondering what it's like for your commute:



Thursday, January 01, 2009

Cookies


Look, I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I probably eat 5 cookies the whole year, until our neighbor brings us cookies she makes for the Yuletide. Each is a work of art - multilayered with a cornucopia of textures. She is really into whole grains and healthy ingredients (as healthy as a cookie can be I guess). This is her second delivery to our house. Location. Location. Location.

When you eat one of these cookies, you tend to take your time - you know it took her a lot of time to make them.

I've still been walking instead of riding - I think that burns up more calories, so I need these cookies.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Christmas Prophecy Fulfilled!!


When the oncoming shift asked why we put the stuffed penguin onto an icicle, we replied, "So the Spokesman-Review will come take a picture of it."

Just another Christmas Miracle. My Gawd, they are stacking up.

Monday, December 22, 2008

MELE KALIKIMAKA MIRACLE!!

Hey, a Hawaiian warrior helmet:

has formed upon the head of one of our tikis:


There has to be a Hallmark Christmas Special in this somehow. Something involving a volcano and Wilfred Brimley? I'm just spitballin' here.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Walk home yesterday...


Was up all night at work. I think some people were just lonely, and dialing 9-1-1 will always get them a visitor. The walk home was right purdy.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Not all who walk arrive.

Spotted this on my walk to work, this morning. It was in the middle of the street.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

BIPEDS RULE!


Hiked Downtown. Just about everything is closed. The streets were empty except for a car or two stuck in a crevasse.

Once again, human-powered transportation triumphs!

Not looking so good for the bike tomorrow. I will probably head to work on foot. I am looking forward to enjoying the luxury of two-wheeled transport once again.

The snow looks really good through this window...



Tried biking this morning in the 24 inches of snow in the street. For some reason it didn't work very well. I think I have found an alternate activity for today.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Record snowfall "impacts" tikis!


Man, I hate when the TV news uses the word "impact/s" like I just did. Although, this isn't as bad as the other night when they were devoting every minute of the news to tell us how to survive when there is snow on the ground. The term "wintry mix" was used a lot. What the hell is a wintry mix? Chex Mix? Remember the old "snow event" term that the TV news would use, instead of just saying "snow" a few years back? I guess that's out of fashion... for now.

Well, after devoting an entire week's worth of news telling us to carry a blanket in our car or how pets' water can freeze when it's cold, the TV news' valiant efforts were wasted, when Saturday's eleven inches of snow didn't arrive. I wonder what local news we were deprived of due to their courageous efforts to prepare us for the megastorm. Perhaps a shampoo comparison or a puppies-are-cute segment.

They hedged their bets this time ( one to three inches)and we got clobbered today with ten inches (so far) of snow. I don't blame the weather people. Spokane is a pretty tough call. But, when the weather (no matter what it is) becomes the lead story night after night... arggggghhh!!

All to say - The tikis in my backyard are being buried! The tiki pond is still functioning (kind of). I don't know how long it will last. It's looking grim. Please send media coverage immediately! I also have a mini dachshund that doesn't like to shit in snow over her head, a cat that is mean and a parrot that is very nice. It sounds like some on-going coverage to me.

Some years ago, one of the local stations reviewed some office Christmas Party tips. There were slick graphics and funky music too. The tips you ask?

1. Remember to mingle.

2. Dress appropriately.

3. Don't drink too much.

I'm not kidding.

And there you have it. Now you don't need to watch this segment, when they re-invent it again this year.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Icy, cold and fun...


Went to work yesterday at the usual 6:45, and came back this morning at about 8:30. The only place where the bike started to come out from under me was on 15th - both days.

It was the usual core temperature overheating but the appendages numb from cold.

I had to peddle up Monroe this morning. On Friday, I took the usual route home after a pediatric advanced life support class (which was really good by the way). I started spinning out where Lincoln hits Cliff. So I figured it was time to start the winter route up the hill.

It was about 7 degrees this morning. The river looked great. It is frosting up a lot of stuff. And it is certainly worth it to take a look. You can go to Riverfront Park and see what's left of the old light display from Qualchan - just the waving snowman up against the west end of the Imax. It always greets me, in its defunct and lit-up way, on my way to work. Thank you. I salute YOU. You are a survivor. Namaste.

I could've taken some great pictures. But, I didn't. I was pretty much fixated upon my home coming and the pre-heated sauna (thanks Sarah) which awaited. So instead, here's a picture of me at journey's end. Whooptyfriggendo!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A good compromise!

Last week, Sarah and I were walking downtown and noticed that the stairs at Lincoln and Summit were "closed." Every winter the city does this. I would imagine it's a liability issue they think they are avoiding by hanging up the sign. As usual, we wondered how many people every winter, trip over the cable that is "closing" the stairs and actually take a tumble - thanks to the city trying to avoid liability. Sort of like when I witnessed a Spokane police officer on TV muse that the city should stop painting crosswalk lines because this opens the city up for liability, when someone uses a well-marked crosswalk, and they get hit by a car. His thinking was that the city guarantees safety in a designated crosswalk and when that safety is violated, the city is responsible.

Ridiculous.

The picture above is of the Perry stairs. Yesterday, I discovered that the city has found an interesting compromise - just close half the width of the stairs.

The right side must be the down side, so no one will fall down the stairs - only up - on the left side if they slip on ice.

Sounds good to me!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

My favorite hill.

John, in his always-excellent Cycling Spokane blog, recently wrote about his favorite hill .

That got me to thinking about my favorite hill. I rode up it, as usual, coming home from work yesterday. When the snow gets too deep, I will have to switch to going straight up Monroe.

When spring rolls around, I am always happy to be back on my usual route.

The usual route is to go up the hill on Wall St. between Deaconess and LC. When it dead ends, hang a right on the brick street which takes you up onto the parking lot. The trees smell very good on this brick-lined street - like pepper trees. Once you're in the parking lot, keep heading south and up. When you get to the street, turn right and head down the hill toward the stop sign. This is where all the Lincoln Streets and Lincoln Places and Monroe Streets funkify.

Take an immediate left at the stop sign - up Lincoln (trust me, it's Lincoln). It is one steep mofo. In the summer, the shade is fantastic though. Soon you peak out and, again, head down the hill. Lincoln splits up into 9th and Lincoln. Go left (Lincoln) - it's downhill and then back uphill, where you will see the stairs in front of you at Cliff Drive. Go right, at the stop sign, downhill and then, almost immediately, hairpin left up the hill. Turn right at the top of the hill and, guess what, you are back on Lincoln. Lincoln ends at Wall. That's right. You won't see Lincoln again for a while. Stay on Wall until it goes downhill and then hits 14th Ave. If you want, you can take a right on 14th and say hello again to Lincoln, where it seems to have jumped a couple of blocks to the west and is perpendicular to its former self. In fact, you really should. Me, I'll take a little jog to the west, and continue down and then up Wall.

Either way, you have to head up the hill some more.

I like this route because of the immediate and continual losses of hard-won gains in elevation. It is very cleansing - penitential if you will - after a night at work seeing some (and hopefully alleviating some) very strange, and often sad, problems. No matter how tired or cranky I am after work, this hill wakes me up and makes me happy.

As a bonus, I can always deviate a little and pay my respects to where all the street name weirdness comes to a head.

Here are some somewhat useless pictures of what I have been trying to say. The elevation is to 14th. I don't know if I believe the chart. I will have to GPS it someday.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Mister Yuke's Christmas In the Zone...


Apparently, there is a Christmas album in the works... Knowing Mister Yuke, it should be released December 26th.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

It's Back!



Back by popular demand, the Santa Sleigh video. I hope it enhances your enjoyment of the holiday season. The music is Sleigh Ride performed by Flatulina - on one of my favorite Christmas albums. The new Colbert Christmas album is pretty darned good too. Here's a link to more Flatulinaness:

Monday, December 01, 2008

Where is this timely warning?


I always enjoy when the "Where is it?" question is asked at the Cycling Spokane Blog.
So, I thought I would take a shot. There may be more of these signs out there, but this one is on the South Hill placarded to an, obviously, secret and secure structure. Where is it?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Nasty Rumor - ExMayor Hession and family to move to Campbell House...


My family and I paid a visit to the Campbell House at the MAC today. Always a treat. We did so, this year, because Dennis Hession, now CEO of MAC, announced that, because of budget constraints, MAC would soon be closing Campbell House to the public.

During this time of year, "they" like to involve the public in a "living history" motif throughout the mansion. It's fun (except for the witchcraft trial thing, I never understood this connection) and you learn a lot.

We "overheard" this sotto voce exchange between the hunchback butler (nice job by the way) and the Pakistani maid/burlesque dancer as they were fluffing Mr. Campbell's (RIP) pillow.

Butler: 'Tis a shame that the olde mansion will be closing soon.

Maid: Aye. I only hope that Mr and Mrs Hession will be as benevolent as our current employer who died 100 years or so ago.

Butler: All I know is that the shag carpeting that is waiting to be installed is surely most foul.

And on and on. I don't think this is funny. It is legendary how much time that Mayor Hession devoted to his duties at city hall. If it is true that he and the missus are moving to the exhibit, it only makes sense because he is probably working there 24/7, anyway.

I would certainly can the hunchback. The maid made very good hot chocolate however. Yum.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey Trot!

A perfect day for running! The Turkey Trot is the funnest thing about Thanksgiving since Squanto convinced the Puritans that popping kernels of corn were actually demons which would possess their children if they did not worship satan.

It's a mighty melange of walkers and runners of all stripes. Strollers abound and so do dogs on leashes. Money and food is hauled in for Second Harvest. Everybody is in a festive mood. No registration. No official times. For some, no official course.

It's another great Spokane tradition!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Remembering the Sock Monkey...

We were doing some remembering of a fire we had on the east side of town, years ago. It was mostly in the attic above a garage. I got up into the scuttle hole and was crawling around, putting it out. Someone above me was cutting a hole inches above my head to ventilate. It was really hot, but became much hotter as burning pieces of freshly chainsawed roof were falling on the back of my turnout coat. Ouch.

But, I was the lucky one. This little fellow didn't have a chance. Imagine if there were feet in those socks.

For the rest of that summer, it seems like sock monkeys, as well as stuffed animals of the plush variety were turning up at almost every house fire.

Sock Monkey R.I.P. We'll always remember you with a smile on your face.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Cork & Keg


Went to the Cork and Keg Festival last night. We hadn't done that in five years or so. Last time, Sarah and I walked to it, but this year's was in the valley, so we had to drive. Our friend was in from D.C., and he is a Washington wine fan. In fact, I don't know anyone who is a bigger cheerleader for WA wines than him. It borders upon obsession, me thinks. It worked out well that he was here for Cork and Keg... kind of.

Spokane has great wineries. We usually visit them all at least a couple of times a year. We always drink WA wines at our home and many are from Spokane wineries.

This was a short midweek visit from my friend, so we were only able to hit a few wineries before the festival. We had to drive up to Green Bluff and visit Townshend yesterday because we knew they weren't going to be at the Cork and Keg. As always, this winery visit was great. Jill is consistently a great host. The atmosphere is relaxed but not sleepy. It's a fun place. Townshend has a nice selection of gizmos and trinkets, but it isn't a gift shop that moonlights as a winery. Some places are. Townshend has a great variety of wines too. All are very good to excellent (in my opinion). You will buy at least one bottle there. The wine is that good. Most walk out with a case.

The majority of Spokane wineries are like Townshend - great places to visit - comfortable, friendly, relaxed and educational.

The Cork and Keg is what it is. It is almost the opposite of visiting a Spokane winery.

It's not really the festival's fault. It's just that there's a loud multitude of people - all scrambling to get their $40 worth of wine, beer and food. The vendors are friendly, but it's a frenzy - a packed frenzy.

I think it takes me five years to forget what bugs me about this wine (and beer) fest. I'll be back in 2013.

Monday, November 03, 2008

No Obama Equals Socialism!

Ah, Spokane Valley, you truly are not in the control group. This was by the Lowes on Sprague. Or maybe Obama isn't a socialist in the a.m. That must be it. Don't forget to send in your Haiku (see post below).

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Evolution?


Spotted this at the McDonalds on Third. There is something about the restaurants on Third. They all have a dirty, desperate feel to them. Yet, the Taco Bell has tolled for me, many a time. I don't know if this "Easy Cheese" container is some sort of smear against the mayor of McDonalds. There is some cheese remaining in an ejaculated state right at the tip of the actuator/nozzle.

This snapshot reminds me of something you might see as a prompt for a creative writing exercise. So how about this. Let's keep it simple. Haiku. 5, 7, 5. Submit your Haiku as a comment and I will post it to the body of this text, as well. Or you can email me directly. Either way, I'll put it here:

Extreme Haiku Poetry Corner Place

Compressed curds and whey
Squirts puddles of pleasure and
Makes my smile orange.
Hank

Cold crusty ending
A dying breath calls out for
Its quarter-pound love
Nick

Mayor McCheese weeps
A Fillet O Fish was his
Was burgled, instead
Newsdredge

arches of gold lure me in
canned cheese seduces
but would you like fries with that?
Steve G.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Great weekend!

I can't remember a nicer weekend. Lots of visits from family and friends. Watched the cyclocross races at Liberty Lake. Walked up to The Scoop for ice cream and coffee. Nice runs and rides. Homebrew after the ride. All the while, the fall foliage provided an unbelievable backdrop!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Kendall Yards' First Residents!


Years ago when the Kendall Yard project was announced, and the city couldn't move fast enough to remove tax impediments for the struggling developer, so this great thing could rise out of the superfund site, I told friends, "I'll believe it when I see it." Well, last week I was proved wrong.

Carnies have moved into Kendall Yards. Unfortunately, they only stayed a couple of days, and now it looks like they are moving out.

Actually, the carnival was set up for a movie they are making in Spokane, Give 'em Abalone, Mahoney! They needed a bleak backdrop for a haunted carnival set.

Spoiler alert - Mr. Withers, final act.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Strange copy on a billboard.



"Todd is a single parent and proud father of his daughter, Ciara."


I don't know what this has to do with his work as a county commissioner. Maybe the wheat ties it all together in some subliminal message. I don't know.

The strangest thing about the line is that it mentions three times in one sentence that Mr. Mielke has fathered a child - single parent, proud father, his daughter. They really want to drive the point home - in a very over-the-top fashion. Why?

Is there some doubt that Todd could not procreate? Ciara looks like she is related to her dad.

The intent of this sign always leaves me flummoxed. Am I missing something here?

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Very Sad...



Woke up this rainy, dreary morning to a heart-breaking sight on our kitchen window.

People, remember it's time to bring those yellow jackets (and their nests) inside for the winter. And let's not forget the black widow spiders and, their larger cousins, the venerable seagulls. Pest ownership has its responsibilities.